A couple were invited to a masked Halloween party. The wife got a
> terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
> being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
> going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
> good time to be spoiled by not going. > So he took his costume and away he went. > > After sleeping soundly for an hour, she woke without pain and decided to
> go to the party. Her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she
> thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he
> acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and spotted her
> husband in his costume, dancing with every chick he could and copping a
> feel here and a kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather
> seductive babe herself, starting dancing on him. > > She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
> > After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her
> ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
> passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
> midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
> got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for
> his outrageous behavior. > > She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
> time he had. > > “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re
> not there.” > > Then she asked, “Did you dance much?” > He replied, “Not one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and
> some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all
> evening.” > > You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
> night!” she said with sarcasm. > > To which the husband replied, “Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
> apparently he had the time of his life.”

A couple were invited to a masked Halloween party. The wife got a
> terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
> being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
> going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
> good time to be spoiled by not going. > So he took his costume and away he went. > > After sleeping soundly for an hour, she woke without pain and decided to
> go to the party. Her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she
> thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he
> acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and spotted her
> husband in his costume, dancing with every chick he could and copping a
> feel here and a kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather
> seductive babe herself, starting dancing on him. > > She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
> > After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition

I purchased the entire set of all 3 halloween masks from Don Post studios back in 1982 from the movie “Halloween 3: Season of the Witch”. (Witch, pumpkin, & skull.) All 3 are still in their original packaging and are in mint condition…Can anyone tell me what this set of 3 masks is worth OR, where I can find out?? (I am just curious.)

My costume = Victoria’s Secret long sleeved, short black/white plaid (low button down) nightie w/ some ratted up hair and a sleep mask… and slippers of course… what should the name of my costume be? I was thinking, “sleepwalker” or something… any ideas and accessory ideas too!

im being someone who is going to a masquerade ball, im wearing a pink dress and fake eyelashes that are made of feathers instead of a mask. how should i do my makeup?

I want to wear a ballroom type dress with a mascarade mask this halloween…. I got a place for the mask….. I just need the dress or a great idea.

i have one mask two santa hats a bunch of random dresses and some stuff here and theree. yett… we need helpp on constumess.

hi, i live in LA and should i buy a masquerade mask or make it myself?
if i were to buy it, where would i buy it?
any good stores around LA? like the store names?
thanks!

Think of the most random Halloween costume, make sure to include what to wear for your mask, shoes, and etc. Here’s mine:

One of those classic glasses/fake nose/mustache masks
An M16 Rifle
Clown Shoes
Jeans
Wife beater

like with a mask and t shirt…im thinking about it..and its coming up soon..lol